I'm the dude (regular geek and Philly sports fan) playing the dude (Manager at USM, Inc.) disguised as another dude (first-time Dad).

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My favorite games, in no order.  Note that I make no claim that these are “the best” games; there are gaping holes in my play experience, especially with SNES and PC.

Tetris (Gameboy)

Super Mario Brothers (NES)

Contra (NES)

Mike Tyson’s Punchout (NES)

Sonic 2 (Genesis)

F-Zero (SNES)

Super Street Fighter 2: Turbo (SNES)

Mario Kart 64 (N64)

Mario Tennis (N64)

Perfect Dark (N64)

Mario Party 3 (N64)

Dragon Force (Saturn)

Worms: Armageddon (Dreamcast)

Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver (Dreamcast)

Marvel vs Capcom 2 (Dreamcast)

Burnout 3: Takedown (XBox)

Halo 1 (Xbox)

Halo 2 (Xbox)

Super Puzzle Fighter 2: Turbo (Playstation)

Final Fantasy VII (Playstation)

Suikoden 2 (Playstation)

Metal Gear Solid (Playstation)

Castlevania: SOTN (Playstation)

Final Fantasy: Tactics (Playstation)

Okami (Playstation 2)

God of War (Playstation 2)

Katamari Damarcy (Playstation 2)

Grand Theft Auto III (Playstation 2)

Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence (Playstation 2)

Shadow of the Colossus (Playstation 2)

Tekken Tag Tournament (Playstation 2)

Resident Evil 4 (Gamecube)

Super Smash Brothers Melee (Gamecube)

Batman: Arkham Asylum (Playstation 3)

Little Big Planet 2 (Playstation 3)

Journey (Playstation 3)

Uncharted 2 (Playstation 3)

Gears of War (Xbox 360)

Gears of War 3 (Xbox 360)

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (Xbox 360)

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Xbox 360)

Fallout 3 (Xbox 360)

Fallout: New Vegas (Xbox 360)

Dishonored (Xbox 360)

Borderlands 2 (Xbox 360)

Rock Band 2 (Xbox 360)

Portal (Xbox 360)

Portal 2 (Xbox 360)

Bastion (Xbox 360)

Far Cry 3 (Xbox 360)

Minecraft (Xbox 360)

The Walking Dead (Xbox 360)

Bioshock (Xbox 360)

Left 4 Dead (Xbox 360)

The Secret of Monkey Island (PC)

The Secret of Monkey Island 2 (PC)

Counterstrike (PC)

Starcraft (PC)

Doom (PC)

Doom 2 (PC)

Wolfenstein 3D (PC)

Civilization IV (PC)

Faster than Light (PC)

Mechwarrior 2 (PC)

Star Control 2 (PC)

 Master of Magic (PC)

 

 

 

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Some thoughts on this console generation, as the new one is about to launch.

Reasons why I prefer XB360 to PS3:

1 - Generally superior versions of multi-platform games (relative to PS3 / Wii)

2 - Controller is much more comfortable for me

3 - XBL easier to play games online with friends than PSN

4 - Better catalog of games on XBLA compared to PSN, though this has eroded some over time.  Some of my favorite game experiences this generation are from XBLA games

5 - Earlier release of Bethesda add-ons (or, in the case of Skyrim, versions that function, period)

6 - Exclusive FPS and 3rd-person shooters like Halo and Gears

7 - Original Perfect Dark on XBLA!

8 - Both of my broken consoles being replaced for free with reasonably good customer service experience

That said, I give the nod to PS3 here:

1 - Netflix at 1080p

2 - Blu-ray including 3D

3 - Strong exclusives outside of shooters (Metal Gear Solid 4, Little Big Planet 1 & 2, Uncharted 2, etc)

4 - Console doesn’t have a death wish or suicide pact or whatever was wrong with the original XB360s

5 - Much quieter than 360 and no giant power brick from 1962

6 - PS Plus is pretty sweet and really makes the current XB Live model look badly dated

This irked me about the XB360:

1 - Kinect was fun for a few weeks, then boring, like almost all peripherals

2 - I don’t like waving my arms or talking to devices, it makes me really concerned about schizophrenia, so this is not a selling point (also led to me ignoring the Wii despite getting one at launch)

3 - No Netflix at 1080p - Y U NO LIKE 1080p?

4 - First console dying within 6 months

5 - Second console dying after 2 years

6 - Selling 20GB hard drives way after it was just embarassing

7 - Forcing me to buy a ridiculous transfer cable to move content from one system to another (before the Cloud)

8 -  Ridiculous management of profiles prior to last year’s update (allowing Cloud saves and downloading profiles on other consoles)

9 - MS Points. Seriously?

And, PS3:

1 - Controller just isn’t comfortable to me, which alone was enough to get me to spend most of my time on 360

2 - Playstation Store, while improving over the past 6-12 months, is annoying to navigate and just doesn’t feel “integrated” the way XBLA does

3 - UI on the PS3 is atrocious, I’ve owned the system for 3 years and I still can’t find basic functions without looking for them through numerous menus

4 - PS3 decided not to work on one of my TVs after it was plugged into a different set, which is probably the TV’s issue, but it didn’t have that problem with XB360 (just saying - and yes I did eventually work through the problem after a couple hours of experimentation)

5 - Ports seemed to be worse on PS3 than 360 and often had later DLC or other issues

6 - Area of strength on PS3, like JRPGs, are not genres that matter to me

7 - Putting in new games and having to wait while 1, 2, or even 5GB of data was installed, and THEN waiting approximately forever for additional updates when you want to turn it on, or use the PS store, or play a game, or look at it wrong…

8 - Controllers seem to die way to quickly; not helped by the fact that they don’t seem to shut off as XB360 does

For fun, what I liked about the Wii:

1 - It is small.

2 - Bowling is still kinda fun to this day.

And, what irked me:

1 - Everything else, basically.

2 - Bad Mario Party games.  Seriously, not even one good one.

3 - I don’t want to wave my arms around

4 - I don’t like JRPGs

5 - I don’t like Carnival Games or other games that I can play in real life 

6 - I like graphics that aren’t out-muscled by my Kindle Fire

7 - Online store had the best potential for a retro catalog and squandered it in ways too numerous to list

8 - Call me crazy, but I like high definition

9 - I like my console to have real games released by major companies for more than 2-3 years

All that said, this XBox One release does worry me a little bit.  I don’t really want or need my console to be the center of everything, though I guess it is fine if it is.  Some things are neat - booting back up instantly and resuming content - others seem ridiculous.  I’m not going to Skype while I play a game and watch a movie trailer at the same time.  If you have that level of ADD, they sell pills you can take.  

I’m not going to talk to my console, because inevitably I know I’ll end up arguing with it, and that’s one step closer to owning 60 cats and living by the abandoned railroad.

Similarly, I am not in the movie Minority Report and still feel more comfortable navigating with a controller.

Always online or mostly online or whatever is irrelevant to me.  I can’t remember the last time I didn’t play Xbox with Live connected.  Every time I try, the console reminds me I’m not logged in and I just log int.

Used Games are irrelevant to me for the most part.  I’ve sold a few random games on Ebay here and there but haven’t bought a used game this console generation and haven’t been in a Gamestop since I bought the Wii (I needed an extra controller and they were sold out everywhere).  I know I’m lucky to be well enough off at this point, or just old enough really, that I don’t have to churn my game library, but the reality is I could care less about used being a thing or not.

Anyway, I really just want a console with a good UI that has great games, a nice mix of retail and online games, solid matchmaking and communication options for social online gaming, a comfortable controller, and playing Blu Ray and streaming Netflix / Amazon / HBO Go in HD (preferably 1080p) is the extent of my media integration.  

I suppose access to my Amazon Cloud music library is also a plus.

So, my worry is that this launch is way too much about stuff I don’t care about (live TV, using lots of apps at once, talking and gesturing to my device, etc) and not enough about games.  I have to say the early lead goes to PS4.

But that controller looks weird and will probably be uncomfortable, and at the first sign that Fallout 4 is better and/or DLC releases earlier, it’ll be another Xbox generation for me.

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Gitaxian Probe

“Not enough can be said in this short paragraph about this card and its applications in Eternal formats, where combo is heavily played. ”

Now this card has some serious potential. It’s a shame this card suffers from the fact that it’s a sorcery (it would’ve been too strong if it was an instant), but the fact that it’s basically “free” makes this a valuable inclusion in any deck especially Vintage Storm Combo. ”

Gitaxian Probe is going to be a Vintage mainstay for as long as Vintage continues to exist and is going to be a card worthy of consideration in combo decks from now until the end of time.”

Mental Misstep

“Everybody is going buns wild about how Mental Misstep is going to completely redefine Legacy—however, I haven’t really heard anybody talking about its application in Vintage. While I believe it is a stretch to play this card in the maindeck, since the entire Mishra’s archetype rarely even has 1CC spells in their deck, I think it’s possible that Mental Misstep could be a really nice sideboard card in blue-spell decks against other blue-spell decks.”

Even though Vintage holds one of the most powerful cards ever printed at the 1-mana slot (Ancestral Recall) There are better ways to deal with that (Misdirection). The sad fact is that there are few cards in Vintage this actually stop that you want to counter.”


I’m also excited about this card in Vintage; I have a few decks that have been crunched for blue cards, and this one fills a specific role very well. It hits a huge chunk of the format, adds another crucial layer of protection against opposing openers with Ancestral RecallFastbond, or other brokenness… It’s also quite strong against Dredge post-board, as it protects your Leyline of the Void or Yixlid Jailer against most commonly played answers: Chain of VaporNature’s ClaimFirestorm, and Darkblast. And, it does this even when you’re tapped out. This fact is actually a really big deal.”

Mental Misstep is misplaced in Vintage.”

It’s kind of cute, but not a real barn burner in Vintage.”

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I read about this online a while ago, but kept forgetting to pick up a few of the ingredients that I didn’t have.  Yesterday, I finally made it:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/baked-french-toast-casserole-with-maple-syrup-recipe2/index.html

I say yesterday, because you have to let it sit overnight in the fridge.  So, changes to the recipe as listed:

I used vanilla sugar instead of vanilla extract, because I forgot to buy any.

I cut 1 egg. I cut 1/2 cup of Half & Half.  A lot of reviews said there was a bit too much of the liquid mixture.  (with these corrections, the bottom came out sort of pudding-y but not really bad, but the top part was crispy; I liked having the varying texture but if you want to avoid any mushiness at all, just cut back the egg & liquid a bit more)

I used 1 full loaf of Wegman’s Egg Challah as the bread.  If you know anything about French Toast, you know Challah is the best French Toast by a mile.

In the praline topping, I cut 1/2 a stick of butter.  In the future, I’d suggest slightly scaling back the pecans also, it just seemed like a ton.  And be careful with the Nutmeg, it can overpower the other flavors pretty easily.

Anyway, this is really easy to make outside of the fact that you have to do the prep work the night before.  Probably feeds a good 5-6 people, too.

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Upcoming “Gathering Magic” articles that make as much sense as Darwin on creepy stalking  girlfriend thievery dating:

Patrick Chapin, “Coping with Obesity”

Stephen Menendian, “Avoiding Hubris”

Matt Sperling, “How to Best Utilize Your Writing Talent”

Mark Rosewater, “Why I Excel at Basketball”

Tom LaPille, “Public Relations”

Adrian Sullivan, “Magic Decks since 2004”

Matt Elias, “How to Play Relevant Decks and Relevant Formats”

Michael J. Flores, “Avoiding Made-up Abbreviations”

Ted Knutson, “Things that Don’t Involve Women and Soccer”

Chris Pikula, “The Top 10 Ballet Performances of 2011”

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Sleep deprived mom, crying baby, whining dogs?  Wish they’d all just go to sleep for a bit?

The secret to quieting them all:  CLASSICAL MUSIC.

I’m serious. It works. My house has been dead quiet for over two hours this morning save for the sweet, sweet, sound of classical music.  

Thank me later.

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Diane says I should do a new top 10 list for her.  If you missed the original, you can check it out, here:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UxtpNbf3m0

Now, I don’t have the energy to create another movie (oh God the free time I used to have and the ways I wasted it)… but here’s a text version (with added clarifications for those that don’t know me that well):

1.  Levi  (son)

2. Hannibal (1st dog)

3. Claire (2nd dog)

4. Levi’s Poops (makes him stop crying)

5. Levi’s Farts (sometimes makes him stop crying, also farts are funny)

6. Levi’s “coos”

7. Levi’s smiles

8. Alexis (cousin)

9. Pretending to be on a low-carb diet

10. TV Shows with “Jersey” in them (Jerseylicious, Jersey Shore)

Note that 10 is the one that really disturbs me, as it is a new development, and I swear those shows make you dumber.

With all these new updates, I’m now somewhere around 37th, probably after Burger King and before Working from Home.

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In case you’re wondering, you definitely go through some changes when you become a dad.  For instance, one of the best parts of my day these days is when Levi farts or poops, because it calms him down.  Before, I can’t say I ever high-fived anyone when someone had explosive bowel movements in my presence, but now, I do that with disturbing regularity.

So, that’s something for you to look forward to.

The Magazine That Just Kept Coming

evan:

zoya:

Evan gets the worst unsolicited magazines. We’ve tried so hard to stop receiving Marc Ecko’s Complex, emailed them dozens of times, and still, every month, this print version of BroBible would high-five me from the mailbox. The phone # has been removed from their site, and what was supposed to be their main line had been disconnected, but I may have been able to cancel this pestilence via the # in the comments here.

If you too have been terrorized by Marc Ecko, there is a support group next Friday at the Universal News on 23rd. 

Zoya saves the day.  I’ve somehow been receiving this god-awful Complex magazine, unsolicited, for four years now.  I have no idea how they keep getting my address — I’ve moved three times, and they keep finding me!

Source: zoya

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Something very bizarre happened the past few days.

 

I had yet another issue with my iPod Touch not charging or syncing, and finally took it to the Apple Store at King of Prussia Mall, which had approximately six hundred billion Apple fanatics in it.  To Apple’s credit, I got there at 2:40 and was given a 2:50 appointment, and at 3:05 someone was working on my iPod.  Granted, 15 minutes after the appointment time, but given that it was only 25 minutes after I arrived, and the business of the store, I was quite pleased.  I wasn’t so pleased with the fact that the woman who worked on my iPod clearly had no clue why it wasn’t working, and wanted me to trade it in plus $150 for a replacement or 10% off a new iPod. 

 

This puts me in a bit of a weird spot.  I would consider getting an iPhone, however I need 64GB of storage space, and also want my new phone to be 4G.  I also really like my Droid, to such an extent that I’m pretty sure I’d rather stay in the Droid / Google family than the Apple family.  The only reason I’ve been married to the iPod or Apple at all, is that I purchased a pretty considerable amount of music from the iTunes store, which doesn’t work with non-Apple music devices.  So, even though I can’t access all my music with it, I’m likely to get the Droid Bionic (although, at 32 GB, that is also short of my memory requirements should ALL my music.

 

[As an aside, if anyone knows an easy way to unlock a significant amount of itunes music into unprotected MP3s in one shot, I’m all ears. End aside.]

 

Now, as I was dozing off to sleep on Sunday night, I was thinking, “Why can’t Google come up with a Music app that functions just like iTunes but doesn’t tie me to Apple?  That’d make my Droid just about perfect.  I wish Google would make that happen.”

 

Then, yesterday, a friend from waaaaay back in the day, Tim LeGower, asked if anyone wanted an invite to the Beta test for the new version of Google Music.  I snap-called despite knowing nothing about it.  Last night before bed, I set it up on my computer, and it started importing over 10,000 songs from my iTunes library (although not, it would appear, the 3000+ locked songs that I have in my library).

 

This morning, my Droid has access to thousands and thousands of songs from my computer.

 

And there was much rejoicing……….

 

(although the proximity of these events to my wishing they could come to pass is a bit unnerving)